Twenty things I am tired of saying at the dinner table

To be honest, I didn't have 'twenty' as part of the title when I started this post, but when I realized I could actually come up with 20 things we say at the dinner table on a regular basis, I had to add it. So here it is:

1. Sit up
2. Put your cup where it belongs
3. Use your napkin
4. Use your fork/spoon
   
5. Do not wipe your hands on your shirt
6. Do not wipe your face on your shirt
7. Get your hands off of your feet
8. Get your legs out of your shirt
9. Stop kicking the table
10. Head above the table
11. Fingers out of your mouth
12. Elbows off the table
13. Pay attention to what you're doing
14. Take smaller bites
15. Stop picking at the bread and take a bite
16. Chew with your lips closed
17. Don't talk with food in your mouth
18. Put your arms down
19. No
20. Eat!

I'm wondering if I can turn this into some kind of game to get the kids to break some of these habits? Do other people have these issues? Honestly, we're thinking of leaving them at 'Parents Night Out' at daycare this weekend to be able to eat a meal with OUT saying any of these things!