The first cashier looks frightened when he sees me and defers to 'Luis,' who is a tall, geeky, music store looking guy with glasses and a goatee. He starts stacking the CDs and informs me they only pay store credit for the trade-ins, despite the giant "WE PAY CASH" sign in their store window. I point him to the sign and he retracts his story a little, saying some stores give cash, and then proceeds to list the other stores in the area that give credit. I repeat the pointing to the sign action a few more times until he says he's allowed to give up to $50 cash. Sigh. I tell him to start with the CDs and tell me when I've hit $50...here's his commentary:
Backstreet Boys: "We just got their new album today!"
'The Bodyguard' soundtrack: "Ah, this brings back some memories"
No Doubt: "Are you sure you want to get rid of this one?"
At the end of the CDs, I'm only at $20-something, so I start handing over DVDs. Not long after he tells me 'Weekend at Bernies' is going to make a comeback, I hit $48. I hand over My Best Friend's Wedding...$0.50. Dr. Dolittle 2...$3.00. Seriously. Three dollars for that horrible movie? Did they stop making it because it was so bad and it became a collector's item?? At this point, I have exceeded the $50 cash limit ($51.25 to be exact), but my new buddy Luis tells me he won't tell if I won't. I pick up the remaining DVDs and tell him I'll be back in a few days for another transaction.
Notes (because I'm sure there will be questions):
- I LOVE the wine fridge...I'm only getting rid of it because I bought a bigger one. Never go to a wine tasting by yourself with a 25% off coupon
- Yes, I use a Giant shopping bag. It's probably the only nice thing I do for the environment, but I really do it because I can fit 6 plastic bags worth of groceries into one of these bags. And I can carry 4 of these at a time, which means I can unload my truck in record time. Plus I don't have 19,000 plastic bags hanging around the house until I remember to take them to daycare so they can send them right back home full of Eric's drooled-on bibs.
- Yes, I like the Backstreet Boys. I actually struggled with getting rid of those CDs, but they play on Sirius enough that I think I'll be okay. No, I did not buy the new album.
- No, I do not still sing along to "I Will Always Love You." Not the CD anyway.
HA...I can close my eyes and see you singing...not hear it (I think I blocked that out!) And what is it with you and STUPID people at stores??
ReplyDeleteJess - maybe the issue with all your shopping isn't everyone else. Maybe you have too high of expectations in terms of the intelligence level of those you deal with?!?!
ReplyDeleteAnd I too can hear and see you singing... that was the jello shooter night, right :)
I have learned not to have any expectations of the customer service people I deal with...but my experiences make for some entertaining stories :-)
ReplyDeleteHow big the wine fridge? And how much do you want for it?
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