It's so rare that I'm actually sitting at the computer when some entertaining conversation is taking place between the boys in my family. Today must be my lucky day. Evan is coloring in his Batman coloring book and asking 14 billion questions, mostly directed at Ethan (at least Ethan is the one answering him). This caught my attention though...
Evan: I have never been in jail. One time, when I was a bad guy, they didn't catch me because I ran so super fast.
Ethan: Why were you a bad guy?
Evan: Whatever. One time I was a bad guy.