I've been in an eye-gouging training class all day, and will be there for 2 more days, yet still need to get all my work stuff done. So not a lot of time for blogging. But I have learned that, if your boss asks you to take a newly approved class, say no and run far away. When you get the notification saying you need to be there from 8-6 for 3 straight days--delete the message and pretend you never saw it. When you show up to the class and people know your name even though you've only worked there for 2 weeks--run far away (and realize you will be the only female in the class).
You get the idea.